"Next thing you know, I'll be autographing a shoulder!"

"You can learn things at the stage door!"

"If you can read that you're better than me!"

"Ah, at last, a few good men!"

Lock, stock or my smoking signature? Uhm, sure, right away... nice jacket, mate...

"And a stroke on the top? This would be easier with a brush and ink..."

Multi-tasKen revealed! You think walking and chewing gum is good? Look at this guy!
(Course, he's saying 'Best wishes, Kenneth Branagh' and writing 'yes, very nice to talk to you, too'  :-) )